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1. There is a word that I know, six letters it contains, subtract one, and twelve remains. What is it?

2. What can run but not walk, has a mouth but can't talk, has a head but never thinks, has a bed but never sleeps?
   

3. The more of this you take, the more you leave behind.

(ANSWER TO JOKES: I. dozen II. a river III. footsteps)