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By GWN Joke Maker Tiffany Chen

1. Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh, but has a heart made of stone.
2. Nicole is Cara's daughter's aunt's husband's daughter's sister. What is the relationship between Nicole and Cara?
3. What has two backbones and a thousand ribs?

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(ANSWER TO JOKES: I. a cherry II. Nicole is Cara's niece. III. rail road tracks)